Wow, That's Some Knockers You Got There !!

Nothing like sneaking around and taking photos of peoples' knockers, right?

Stop your gasping and clutching your pearls!!

WHAT??!!  What's the big deal?

I'm sure these people are very proud of their knockers...maybe even enjoy showing them off!!

Let's be real.  If YOU were endowed with the economic means, wouldn't you choose to enhance your front side?

Warning:  Before you proceed, please realize these knockers are not the typical pretty, perky, young things you see everywhere these days....they show their age.  Treat them with Respect.  Personally, I find them to be beautiful works of art!!  After all, these knockers have lived a long life but to me, they're ageless.

Wait a minute.....you weren't thinking I was referring to........??  AHEM!!!

GET IT OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!

Do I know what door knockers are?

Nope, doesn’t ring a bell.

Why did the scientist install a door knocker?

Coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bella.

Bella who?

Bella not work so I knock on the door.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Enoch.

Enoch who?

Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking.

The following knockers I spotted while visiting Dubrovnik.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Ida! 

Ida who?

It’s pronounced Ida-ho, and the state capital is Boise.

Knock, Knock! 

Who’s there?

Alpaca! 

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

The last two are not knockers, they're door-pulls.  Here, it's very common to find the handle in the middle of the front door.  The first one is on my front door.  They don't turn and they don't engage a locking mechanism.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Cows go! 

Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

RIM SHOT SMITTY!!!

What ever will I write about next??

Stay Tuned!!

Dano

By the way, if you're interested in viewing any of my past entries about travelling around Europe and where I live in Mallorca, simply scroll down past my signature to the end.  There, you'll see 'Blog History'.  You can click on any Month/Year to see the titles I published at that time.  Simply click on the title you're interested in and it will take you to that page.